You sir are my best friend!
Anonymous

Shut up Anon I know it! :)

Hey guys I dont know when I will get to post next I just started my job so I will post as soon as possible thanks for waiting =)

LOL I wish.

LOL I wish.

I can’t stop laughing! hahaha

I can’t stop laughing! hahaha

HAHA I love facebook

HAHA I love facebook

So I stole this from an amazing page on facebook if you want give it a like 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Your-Son/191177880979521

>Be me
>Anal sex with gf for first time
>Feelsgood.JPEG 
>Feels sometheling else in her anus
>Oh god
>Pulls out and expects dick to be covered in shit
>It isn’t
>Instead there’s a fucking tapeworm wrapped around my dick coming from her ass
>Pulls away 6 feet
>Still connected
>She turns around and asks why I stopped
>She has a panick attack
>Pukes, screams, pees, and shits all over sheets
>Parents walk in
>Mom faints
>Dad calls 911
>Ambulance gets gf after tapeworm lets go of me
>After that I just lay there on the couch and try to act like it never happened.

Blazin’ love it. I’m so high lol

Blazin’ love it. I’m so high lol

My sides hurt so much lol

My sides hurt so much lol

HAHA I found that pretty funny to tell you the truth lol

HAHA I found that pretty funny to tell you the truth lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!